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Do you wish people to
think well of you? Don't speak well of yourself.
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Life isn't weird: it's
just the people in it.
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How much of human life
is lost in waiting
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We didn't lose the game;
we just ran out of time.
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Quick guys get tired;
big guys don't shrink.
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Pain is no longer pain
when it is past.
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A man of pleasure is a
man of pains.
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When pain can't bless,
heaven quits us in despair.
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Love fails, only when we
fail to love.
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Where there is great
love there are always miracles.
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Loves conquers all
things except poverty and toothache.
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Once upon a time I was
falling in love, but now I’m only falling apart...
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You love to hate the one
who loves the one you hate to love.
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For where your treasure
is, there will your heart be also.
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A wounded heart can with
difficulty be cured.
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When god made me, he was
just showin off!
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Caution: I'm mental!
communicate with me at ur own risk!
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I couldn't repair your
brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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I poured Spot remover on
my dog. Now he's gone.
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The earth swarms with
people who are not worth talking to
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I find nothing more
depressing than optimism.
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I Don’t Like The Drugs,
But The Drugs Like Me
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I'm better than normal,
I'm abnormal!
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Only little boys and old
men sneer at love.
